Too much makeup and people ask, ‘shaadi me jaa rahe ho?’, too little and they ask ‘are you ill or something?’ One way or another, makeup and how much of it you do, is your business! But that does not stop people from commenting or asking questions.

How do you feel when people start judging the hours of hard work you have put behind your makeup? Did you ever dream that getting your makeup on fleek would make people ask inane questions? Well, here is a list of those unwanted questions and how you can combat them!

That ‘mohalle-wali’ aunty:  Beta, are you going to see a ladka for shaadi?
 

That ‘mohalle-wali’ aunty: Beta, are you going to see a ladka for shaadi?

Office colleague: Are you sick or something?
 

Office colleague: Are you sick or something?

Me: Yes, maybe, I am sick of you!

Brother: What do you plan to do with all that makeup?
 

Brother: What do you plan to do with all that makeup?

Me: *eyes rolling*

Crush: Natural is better… I like girls who believe in keeping it natural
 

Crush: Natural is better… I like girls who believe in keeping it natural

Me: I.Can’t.Hear.You.

Frenemy: Don’t you think that’s too much makeup on your face?
 

Frenemy: Don’t you think that’s too much makeup on your face?

Me: Did I miss the part where i asked for your opinion?