- “What should I buy right now”
- “Can a choker choke you”
- “Why are goth girls fat”
- “Why is floral fashion a trend”
- “Why is haute couture so ugly”
- “Is high fashion hyphenated”
- “Do runway models eat”
- “Should I wear a bra today”
“What should I buy right now”
Serious? Are you typing this from a mall—holding a round neck in one hand and a polo neck in the other?
“Can a choker choke you”
So you haven't heard yet. No one was injured in the making and wearing of a choker. A choker is completely safe for use.
“Why are goth girls fat”
Before you wrap your head around the idea of goths equalling to sadness and hence the binge eating (in an attempt to connect the dots that don’t really connect)—let us tell you one thing. It is their way of life.
“Why is floral fashion a trend”
Look around your house. Tell us how many floral things you spot? From the flowers in the vases to the designs on table mats—everything is etched with a little floral on it. So why not your clothes and accessories too?
“Why is haute couture so ugly”
Sshh! Want to get yourself D-listed by the fashion police? Couture is beyond your time and imagination—learn to appreciate what you cannot comprehend.
“Is high fashion hyphenated”
You could've saved yourself the trouble by typing the two words together in the search bar and seeing for yourself if Google autocorrected them to high *hyphen* fashion.
“Do runway models eat”
Unless you're referring to mannequins, models are humans too. And humans eat food. So let the next thing you Google be ‘pictures of models eating food’—and that’s ought to be proof enough. Aye?
“Should I wear a bra today”
Yes sure, ask Google. Bother Google. You’re lucky it’s only a search engine. Had it been an actual human or say Siri, you’d have gotten a ‘Do whatever you want!’ thrown at ya, added with a hypothetical virtual judgey glare for impact.