We’ve probably been through too many cycles and yet, every time we get our period, it feels like we’re still dealing with the first time ever. From hating on boys to satisfying our cravings, that time of the month can be both hilarious yet painful. Exactly why we’re giving you a roundup of all the thoughts most of us have every time we’re on our period...
 

“We’re really not as blessed as the boys”

“We’re really not as blessed as the boys”

You’d be lying if you said you haven’t said this to yourself. You envy the chill life boys have every time you’re on your period. You hate them, curse them but deep down, you know on other days, you feel far more fabulous than them.

“A fat man is seating on my uterus”

Yeah, your uterus and you are so cross with each other at this point. It feels like your body’s playing a nasty game—more like someone doing some intense jumping jacks on your uterus.

 

“I’d like a 12 inch pizza for myself, please”

“I’d like a 12 inch pizza for myself, please”

Cravings just find a way into your life during that time of the month. You deserve everything—from the 12 inch pizza to the large French fries and copious amounts of chocolate, don’t you? And if someone raises an eyebrow at that, you give them the death stare.

 “Don’t cough or sneeze...just don’t”

Don’t cough or sneeze...just don’t” You’re dealing with the day—just sitting straight hoping for day 5 to arrive and then you sneeze—boom! It’s like you opened the floodgates and you’re already dead...at least, for 2 seconds.

 

“Everyone, just go away”

“Everyone, just go away”

It’s true—you don’t need anybody around when you’re on your period. No cuddles, no feelings—the only emotional relationship you have is with pizza and well, that’s totally legit.

“It’s a white sofa”

We’re always living in the fear of staining. You know you sat on that white sofa years ago or wore your fancy white pants and life didn’t treat you well back then. So now you’ve learnt the hard way and are miles away from every white sofa on Day 1 of your period.

“Where are my granny panties?”

You’re not feeling sexy—so lacy lingerie is far from your scene. This is when you wear drab underwear, play the granny for these few days and then return to your hot self.