Ooh, ouch, phew! We go through all kinds of crazy and weird feelings at once while getting our little friend down there all cleaned up. It sure is a task though! But do you remember how you felt for the very first time you went through the ordeal? Well, we are sure you remember the light, confident and smooth feeling afterwards, but what about the emotional and physical torment during the session?
Here are 13 stages all girls go through when getting bikini waxed for the first time...
- The awkward moment
- Momentary relaxation
- Second thoughts
- The dreaded moment
- And…it continues
- The impossible distraction
- Feels like eternity
- All done
- The feeling (two days later)
So, I am really gonna do this. *Excite*
I wonder what it will be like. Hope it won’t hurt too much. I can handle it.
The awkward moment
Oh okay you are gonna see me half naked now. Let’s just not make eye contact okay?
Here comes the boiling wax. Do I really have to do this? Maybe not! But then…!
I can do this. I have had worse. Or have I? Whatever, I am not backing out now!
Oooh the warm wax actually feels nice! Is it the calm before the storm? My anxiety is kicking in again…
I can stop her right now. So what I have a shrub growing down there? I can live with that. I guess!
The dreaded moment
Okay. Take a deep breath! Here it comes…and….eeeeeeeehhh! *Am I still alive*
This is what childbirth must feel like. No I think this is worse!
The impossible distraction
Please don’t make small talk. I can’t talk about where I work when you are peeling off my hoo haa.
Feels like eternity
What? Aren’t we done yet? That was just one side?
Thanks aunty…for those 10 minutes of pure hell. Oh and BTW I am sore, swollen and numb all at once.
The feeling (two days later)
Ooh, it is like I am walking on water. Never felt this light and smooth before. Super, so getting this done again.
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