Pick-up lines usually have two outcomes – if you’re lucky (and smooth), you get the girl. Else, you’ll probably be acquainted with some pretty harsh words. Or even worse, laughed at or have a shoe or punch thrown at you. Some pick-up lines are cheesy enough to put a good grilled cheese sandwich at your favourite café to shame. Here’s our pick of the corniest of them all.
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Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine

This one should work (or not) on science nerds. Regular people won’t get it. Trust us.

Guy: "Hey girl, feel my sweater."Girl: "Oh nice, I really like it! What's it made out of?"Guy: "Boyfriend material.

Channel your inner Ryan Gosling with this fabulous one.

You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.

If the girl you’re trying to impress is a book lover or a word geek, they MIGHT approve.

Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got lost in your eyes.

Bring out the puppy dog eyes if you want this to work. And pray that she loves ‘em corny.

Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel.

This one might work if that person is a self-involved narcissist.

Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out.

Line No. 2 to try out on the word geek.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

There are chances that the person in question might not get it.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right – I heard you were looking for me.

Make sure you’re rich, handsome, well-dressed and rich before you try this out.

What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!

Simple. Succint. And guaranteed to not work.

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

Will NEVER work if you’re the cop in question. Also, cops shouldn’t use pick-up lines.