- Having matching tattoos
- Celebrating relationship anniversaries
- Owning swanky things
- Perfect sunbathing pictures
Having matching tattoos
Yes, you’re both in love and can’t have enough of each other, but matching tattoos aren’t the way to set relationship goals. There’s actually another term for them, territorializing, which kind of borders on crazy girlfriend.
Celebrating relationship anniversaries
Been together 8 years? That’s a nice long commitment but you’d rather save it for after marriage, because that’s what marriages are for. Up until then, each year that you two complete together is a year less of singledom.
Owning swanky things
The notion of a ‘perfect’ looking couple, owning fancy homes and riding swanky cars, is not only against the law of attraction but is also a little boring. On a more practical note, odds are one of you is broke and the other one’s a little out of your league. So what? Opposites attract.
Perfect sunbathing pictures
Unless you’re both models or take fitness very seriously, this relationship goal is slightly farfetched. Chances are he likes that little paunch of yours and you don’t mind his no-pack abs. It’s okay, it’s real.